Surgeon: "Hey, come here! You'll be able to hear if I perform this surgery."
Fleeing boy: "Never! I'm not crazy, I'm deaf. Help!"
"And you want to do that to my head? Are you crazy?"
Doctor (screaming at the top of his lungs): "I said, 'How long have you been deaf?'"
Patient (responding): "What's that you say?"
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