Altneushul, Prague.
Reader: ADMIT-TO LORD, WE NEED PRAISE HIM.
Cong. and Reader: WE PRAISE LORD FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER.
(CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)... (<) NIGHT, (>) DAY, YOU SEPARATE. (<) DARK'gradually'1, DAY SHUT-DOWN2. (>) SUNRISE, NIGHT FADE-AWAY. (2h)alt.INDEX FOLLOW YOUR LAW. WHY? YOU MAKE (2h)alt.INDEX. WE HOPE YOU IDEA~LIKE KING WILL SUPERVISE US FOREVER. LORD, WE PRAISE YOU. WHY? YOU CAUSE NIGHT DARK'gradually'.
(CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)... (<) PLEASE TEACH-us US TORAH, (>) COMMAND INDEX-LIST3. INSPIRED WE. (2h)alt.INDEX, WE (2h)THINK-ABOUT (<) ALL-DAY, (>) ALL-NIGHT. WHY? WE REALLY-WANT4 YOU CHERISH US CONTINUE"over time'. LORD, WE PRAISE YOU. WHY? YOU CHERISH JEWISH PEOPLE.
JEWISH PEOPLE, ATTEND-TO-me, KNOW-THAT5 LORD
HIMSELF OUR GOD. LORD, ONLY-ONE6. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...
LORD YOUR-pl GOD, REAL. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...
LONG-AGO GOD CONTROL"each" JEWISH PEOPLE, THEY-rt ACCEPT. THEY-rt SING TOGETHER MOSES7. LORD WHO HAVE AUTHORITY LIKE YOU. YOU HOLY* NAME~SHINY. PEOPLE SCADS-OF8 PRAISE++ YOU. YOUR WORK WONDERFUL*. WHO LIKE YOU? HAVE-NONE9. LONG-AGO JEWISH PEOPLE THEY-rt CONFRONT RED SEA, YOU SEPARATE++-away10. YOUR POWER, CLEAR. THEY-rt SHOCKED. HE, OUR GOD. ALLOW LORD CONTINUE CONTROL IDEA~LIKE KING FOREVER. TORAH, TELL-STORY. (2h)alt.LONG-AGO JACOB11, SELF-ctr SLAVE. BUT LORD OPPRESSION-OFF12. LORD, WE PRAISE YOU. WHY? HE WILLING OPPRESSION-OFF, JEWISH PEOPLE SAVED. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...
EVERYTHING WE DO, PLEASE TAKE-CARE-OF-us FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER. LORD, WE PRAISE YOU. WHY? YOUR PEACE SPREAD, PROTECT IDEA~LIKE TENT'stretch over head'13 FOR US, FOR JEWISH PEOPLE GENERAL, FOR JERUSALEM.
If the Festival occurs on Sabbath, the congregation, followed by the reader, recites:
Chorus: GOD COMMAND JEWISH PEOPLE CELEBRATE SABBATH14 CONTINUALLY15. COVENANT16, TEACH"each" CHILDREN PASS-DOWN FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER.
WHY? SABBATH SHOW"all" JEWISH PEOPLE CONNECT-TO-God STRONG*. Chorus
LONG-AGO GOD (<) SET-UP HEAVEN, (>) SET-UP EARTH, SIX-DAY CONTINUE (2h)alt.INVENT MAKE++. Chorus
BUT SEVENTH DAY ARRIVE, GOD STOP, REST; PUSH-ASIDE17, REST; GET-OFF-MIND18, REST. Chorus
MOSES ANNOUNCE LORD HIS-God's FESTIVAL19, INFORM JEWISH PEOPLE.
GOD HIS NAME~SHINY20, HOLY*. PRAISE GOD. WE MUST ANNOUNCE HIS WORTH. SPREAD WORLD THEREABOUTS HE HIMSELF MAKE. HOPE DURING YOUR LIFE TIME-PERIOD EVERYONE ACCEPT AUTHORITY HIS. #ALL-OF-YOU21 SAY, AMEN.
WE ANNOUNCE HE BLESS US. HIS NAME~SHINY, ADVANCED22; WE PRAISE. WE HONOR. WE ADMIT HIS NAME HOLY. PRAISE GOD. WE REALIZE (1-OF-3)23 ANNOUNCE, (2-OF-3) HONOR, (3-OF-3) PRAISE, INDEX-LIST-OF-3 NOT ENOUGH. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY AMEN.
(CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...
The shemoneh esreh is recited here.
If the Festival occurs on Sabbath, the congregation, followed by the reader, recites:
LONG-AGO GOD (<) SET-UP HEAVEN, (>) SET-UP EARTH. SIX-DAY, HE WORK++'sta', BUT SEVENTH DAY ARRIVE, WORK PUT-ASIDE, REST. GOD DECIDE SABBATH SPECIAL, DO-UP24 HOLY. WHY? PEOPLE WORK++'sta' SIX-DAY ENOUGH++, SEVENTH DAY REST++ MUST.
Reader. LORD, OUR GOD, OUR FOREFATHERS25, (1-OF-3) ABRAHAM26, (2-OF-3) ISAAC27, (3-OF-3) JACOB28, WORSHIP YOU. PASS-DOWN'bit by bit'29. WE ALSO WORSHIP YOU. YOURSELF-God STRONG*, ADVANCED*, WONDERFUL*. WORLD~GENERAL, YOU CONTROL.
Reader and Congregation. YOU SWEAR PROTECT JEWISH PEOPLE. IF SOMEONE DIE, YOU CAN ORDER WAKE-UP, LIVE. SABBATH HOLY, YOU ESTABLISH. FOR-FOR? ALLOW YOUR PEOPLE REST. EVERYDAY WE WORSHIP. HOW? HUMBLE, HONOR, ADMIT HE BLESS. WE OWE THANK++, HIMSELF CAUSE PEACE. SEVENTH DAY, HE SEPARATE-TO-lf, BLESS-lf, HE CALL-lf SHABAT HOLY. JEWISH PEOPLE THEY-rt (<) REST, (>) CHERISH. DURING SABBATH THEY-rt LOOK-BACK THINK-ABOUT LONG-AGO GOD MAKE (<) HEAVEN, (>) EARTH.
Reader. WE WORSHIP YOU LIKE OUR FOREFATHERS WORSHIP YOU. WE HOPE HOW WE REST SATISFY YOU. YOUR TORAH ORDER US BECOME HOLY. YOUR GOOD~THING, PLEASE (2h)alt.GIFT-TO"each"30. OPPRESSION-OFF, INSPIRED WE. OUR HEART NEED BECOME CLEAN*. FOR-FOR? WORSHIP TRUE~BIZ31. SABBATH HOLY, WE REALLY-WANT CONTINUE PASS-DOWN. JEWISH PEOPLE WANT SHOW"all" YOU HOLY. HOW? WE REST DURING SABBATH SAME-AS-God. LORD, WE PRAISE YOU. WHY? SABBATH, YOU SEPARATE-TO-lf, MAKE HOLY.
FULL KADDISH
GOD HIS NAME~SHINY, HOLY*. PRAISE GOD. WE MUST ANNOUNCE HIS WORTH. SPREAD WORLD THEREABOUTS HE HIMSELF MAKE. HOPE DURING YOUR LIFE TIME-PERIOD EVERYONE ACCEPT AUTHORITY HIS. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY, AMEN.
WE ANNOUNCE HE BLESS US. HIS NAME~SHINY, ADVANCED; WE PRAISE. WE HONOR. WE ADMIT HIS NAME HOLY. PRAISE GOD. WE REALIZE (1-OF-3) ANNOUNCE, (2-OF-3) HONOR, (3-OF-3) PRAISE, INDEX-LIST-OF-3 NOT ENOUGH. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY AMEN.
EVERYTHING #ALL-OF-US JEWISH PEOPLE (<) PRAY, (>) BEG, HEAVENLY-FATHER PLEASE ACCEPT. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY AMEN.
PRAY HEAVEN SEND (<) PEACE, (>) LIFE, FOR US, PLUS JEWISH PEOPLE GENERAL. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY AMEN.
FAR-AWAY HEAVEN, GOD ESTABLISH PEACE. PRAY HERE SAME-AS-Heaven. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY, AMEN.
KIDDUSH
All the short text in grey from here to end is for the Sabbath.
When the Festival falls on Friday night, begin here:
SIXTH DAY FINISH, GOD END MAKE (<) HEAVEN, (>) EARTH, PLUS EVERYTHING INCLUDE. SEVENTH DAY, GOD GET-OFF-MIND32 SIX DAY WORK++"sta". GOD BLESS SEVENTH DAY, MAKE HOLY. WHY? ITSELF SPECIAL DAY WORK++"sta" SET-ASIDE33.
LORD, OUR GOD, KING WORLD~GENERAL, WE PRAISE. WHY? YOU INVENT~MAKE GRAPES. (Congregation:) AMEN.
LORD, OUR GOD, KING WORLD~GENERAL, WE PRAISE. WHY? (1-OF-4) PEOPLE GROUP"each", YOU PICK-lf JEWISH GROUP@lf. (2-OF-4) LANGUAGE VARIOUS, HEBREW TOP. (3-OF-4) COMMAND JEWISH PEOPLE ACT DIFFERENT. (4-OF-4) GIVE-TO-us US WITH L-O-V-E SABBATH FOR REST PLUS HOLIDAY34 CAUSE HAPPY. TODAY WE REMEMBER SABBATH PLUS
On Passover: HOLIDAY PASSOVER35, TIME-PERIOD WE OPPRESSION-OFF,
On Shavuot: HOLIDAY SHAVUOT36, TIME-PERIOD YOU GIFT-TO-us TORAH,
On Sukkot: HOLIDAY SUKKOT39, TIME-PERIOD WE HAPPY,
On Shemini Atzeret/ Simchat Torah: HOLIDAY EIGHTH DAY ASSEMBLE38, TIME-PERIOD WE HAPPY,
On Saturday night, add the following two Havdalah blessings:
LORD OUR GOD, KING WORLD~GENERAL, WE PRAISE. WHY? YOU INVENT~MAKE FIRE. LIGHT, SPREAD.
LORD OUR GOD, KING WORLD~GENERAL, WE PRAISE. WHY? (<) HOLY, (>) EVERYDAY; (<) LIGHT, (>) DARK; (<) JEWISH PEOPLE, (>) OTHER PEOPLE; (<) SEVENTH DAY, (>) SIX-DAY WORK'sta'++; (<) HOLY SABBATH, (>) HOLY FESTIVAL. GOD SEPARATE (2h)#ALL40. LORD, WE PRAISE WHY? (<) HOLY SABBATH, (>) HOLY FESTIVAL, YOU SEPARATE.
On Sukkot, recite this: LORD OUR GOD, KING WORLD~GENERAL, WE PRAISE. WHY? PEOPLE GROUP"each", YOU PICK JEWISH PEOPLE HELP BECOME HOLY. COMMAND "WHAT"? LIVE INSIDE SUKKAH.
LORD OUR GOD, KING WORLD~GENERAL, WE PRAISE. WHY? (1-OF-3) GIVE-TO-us LIFE, (2-OF-3) HELP-us BE-STRONG, (2-OF-3) ALLOW US ARRIVE NOW+ TIME-PERIOD.
OUR RESPONSIBILITY "WHAT"? PRAISE LORD HIMSELF CONTROL (2h)#ALL. ANNOUNCE HE ADVANCED*, (<) HEAVEN SET-UP, (>) EARTH SET-UP. OTHER PEOPLE THEY-rt WORSHIP "WHAT", (<) WOOD WHITTLE41 SHAPE, (>) STONE CHISEL42 SHAPE. WE BEND-KNEES43 BOW-DOWN44. WHY? HE KING TOP, HOLY*. APPROPRIATE PRAISE HIM. HEAVEN, HE SET-UP IDEA~LIKE TENT'stretch over head'45. EARTH, HE FOUNDATION. STAR (2h)5:-CL'stars in the sky'46 SHOW-TO-us HIS NAME~SHINY. MOUNTAIN, WE LOOK-AT"over time", HIS POWER CLEAR. HIMSELF, OUR GOD ONLY-ONE. HIMSELF, OUR KING. RULER THEY-lf COMPARE-lf-WITH-GOD, NOTHING-TO-IT THEM-lf. TORAH, TELL-STORY QUOTE, NOW+ KNOW-THAT LORD HIMSELF TRUE GOD. HE CONTROL HEAVEN. HE CONTROL EARTH. HIS AUTHORITY SUPREME. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...
GOD~BOOK PREDICT QUOTE LORD WILL BECOME KING. MEAN, HE CONTROL EARTH~THEREABOUTS COMPLETE*. SAME~TIME HAPPEN, LORD BECOME ONLY-ONE. PLUS HIS NAME BECOME ONLY-ONE.
Mourner. GOD HIS NAME~SHINY, HOLY*. PRAISE GOD. WE MUST ANNOUNCE HIS WORTH. SPREAD WORLD THEREABOUTS HE HIMSELF MAKE. HOPE DURING YOUR LIFE TIME-PERIOD EVERYONE ACCEPT AUTHORITY HIS. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY, AMEN.
Cong. and Mourner. HOPE HE CONTINUE BLESS US FROM-NOW-ON, FOREVER.
Mourner. WE ANNOUNCE HE BLESS US. HIS NAME~SHINY, ADVANCED; WE PRAISE. WE HONOR. WE ADMIT HIS NAME HOLY. PRAISE GOD. WE REALIZE (1) ANNOUNCE, (2) HONOR, (3) PRAISE, INDEX-LIST-OF-3 NOT ENOUGH. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY AMEN.
PRAY HEAVEN SEND (<) PEACE, (>) LIFE, FOR US, PLUS JEWISH PEOPLE GENERAL. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY AMEN.
FAR-AWAY HEAVEN, GOD ESTABLISH PEACE. PRAY HERE SAME-AS-Heaven. #ALL-OF-YOU SAY, AMEN.
Footnotes
A. From http://www.jewish-holiday.com/awesome.html (Awesome), which is no longer extant.